I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around,
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Wednesday, February 23, 2005

Top Five Random Things You Might Wanna Know

1. Ever forgot to take your iPod with you when you left the house? Happened to me on Monday, and it showed just how much my little white angel changed my life. Not being able to listen to any song you want to is unimaginable now. I'll never leave you again, I promise.
Should've seen that one coming: The Wikipod. (Via Largehearted Boy.)

2. My anti-tube stance has been brutally confirmed. (Via T.)
Plus, now you can use your OysterCard to stuff Mr Potato Head. (Via Going Underground.)

3. The Onion is at it once again:
Michael Moore Honored With New Ben & Jerry's Flavor

"In the spirit of Michael Moore's tasteful, playful calls for justice, we have created a tasteful, playful flavor: The Waffle Truth."
Other Ben & Jerry's flavors slated for introduction in 2005 are Praline Kael, Noam ChompChompsky Crunch, Ché Guava, and Nelson Vanilla, an anti-apartheid flavor that consists of a dark-chocolate sorbet swirled in an equal amount of vanilla ice cream.

Ché Guava! Nelson Vanilla! Genius.

4. Some porn. (Via M.)

5. To end this post, a scary picture: God help us.

1 comment:

Tom said...

What possible reason might you have for not endorsing 'Sister Condi' for the post of Head Pastor of the Church of Latter Day Morons (aka the Republican party).

Republicans have a great track record in putting ethnic minority candidates into positions of power...and (this is the clever bit), they get them to behave like white guys ! Listening to the likes of Scalia and Thomas talk about the evils of affirmative action is priceless.

At least if Condaleeza runs, Congress won't have all the fuss and bother of amending the Constitution to permit Arnie to stand...presumably the price of his extra-vocal support for Dubya last year...

Sorry - in a ranting mood today for some reason...