Keep your finger to yourself

People. If a friend of yours ever loses his finger in an industrial accident, and get the magnificent idea of placing that finger into a bowl of chili at Wendy's and then suing the place - think twice.

It won't work:
CNN: Police: Wendy's chili finger identified

SAN JOSE, California (AP) -- Police say the finger that a woman found in a bowl of chili came from an associate of her husband's who lost the digit in an industrial accident.

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Anna Ayala, the 39-year-old woman who said she found the finger, was arrested last month at her suburban Las Vegas home.

Ayala maintains she bit down on a 1 1/2 inch-long finger fragment while dining March 22 with her family at a Wendy's in San Jose. She has denied placing the digit in her bowl.

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Ayala has been involved in nearly a dozen legal battles, including a sexual harassment suit against an employer, an auto dealer over a car and even another fast-food chain for food poisoning.

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