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Thursday, June 30, 2005

My mom got a tattoo and I'm going to Harvard

If I had the ability to be politically correct, I would probably tell you how cruel and unfair most education systems are, and how sad it is to see people who can't afford quality schooling for their children make all kinds of sacrifices.

But I could also point you to the dumbest woman alive:
CNN: Woman tattoos Web address on forehead

For $10,000, Kari Smith has gone ahead and had her forehead tattooed with the Web address of a gambling site.

Smith, 30, who sold her unusual advertising space on eBay, said the money will give her 11-year-old son a private education, which she believes he needs after falling behind in school.

Maybe what he needs is a new mother. CNN gives us more:

Tattoo artist Don Brouse said he and his staff spent nearly seven hours Wednesday trying to talk Smith out of putting "GOLDENPALACE.COM" above her face.

Uhm... yeah, right.

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