Upward, but not downward

You have got to be kidding me.

A former handyman has won more than $400,000 in a lawsuit over a penile implant that gave him a 10-year erection.

Charles "Chick" Lennon, 68, received the steel and plastic implant in 1996, about two years before Viagra went on the market. The Dura-II is designed to allow impotent men to position the penis upward for sex, then lower it.

But Lennon could not position his penis downward.

Read on: CNN: Man wins $400K for 10-year implant malfunction

(Via Dilbert Blog.)

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