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Sunday, February 12, 2006

We regret to inform you...

... you are now a member of the club - q.e.d.:

"We [Danes] are all Jews now."
-Danish King Christian X, after the Germans had ordered all Jews in occupied Denmark to wear armbands with yellow stars (according to legend).

"We [Westerners] are all Danes now."
-Boston Globe columnist Jeff Jacoby, 5 February 2006

Ergo: You're all Jews now. Solid proof! Welcome to the club.

(Via my dad.)

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