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Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Snoop won't keep his promise

Mami, mamasita
Have you ever flown on G5s
From London to Ibiza?

You'll have Sundays with chiquitas
You'll see Venus and Serena
In the Wimbledon Arena

And I can take you...

-Snoop Dogg feat. Justin Timberlake, "Signs"

Well that'll never happen:

Rapper Snoop Dogg has been banned from entering the United Kingdom following his arrest for affray and violent disorder at London's Heathrow Airport last month. The hitmaker - real name Calvin Broadus - will be prohibited from traveling in the country for the rest of his life ... he has also been banned from flying with the airline.

Well, well. I guess it's back to rollin' down the street, smokin' indo, sippin' on gin and juice (beeotch!!). Too bad.

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