Why are we alive? How to kiss? Should people with computers keep writing characters by hand?

Since it's being said they're about to completely take over the world - by 2066 at the very latest - you might be interested in what kind of questions the Chinese are asking these days.

Well, Baidu - China's Google, kind of - gives us the answer. It's kind of like Google Zeitgeist. And it's weird.

Or maybe Baidu is just that much smarter than Google - if it answers questions like "Should I have a child?", "What is happiness?", "Should I join the Party?" and even the oldest question of all: "Why does my hair fall out?"

(Via FP Passport.)