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Wednesday, October 27, 2004

3, 2, 1... Recount!

A little guide to what's gonna happen next week (courtesy of The Onion):

Without a doubt, The Onion is the ultimate place to go if you're online and in need of a good laugh. And with the elections coming up, the Onion site is crawling with hilarious articles - such as:

-Poll: Many Americans Still Unsure Whom To Vote Against
-U.S. Finishes A 'Strong Second' In Iraq War
-New Negative Campaign Ads Blast Voters Directly
-Republicans Urge Minorities To Get Out And Vote On Nov. 3
-Kerry: Stem-Cell Research May Hold Cure To Ailing Campaign
-Cheney Vows To Attack US If Kerry Elected
-Kerry Names 1969 Version Of Himself As Running Mate
-Bush 2004 Campaign Pledges To Restore Honor And Dignity To White House

6 days until November 2nd...


Anonymous said...

stimmt scho, di gänd mal wider s'bescht. au genial (und wahr!!!): "Bush Campaign More Thought Out Than Iraq War". dankä, dass du mir vor villne jahr diä site mal zeigt heisch.

Anonymous said...

"heisch" isch natürli vollkome richtigs dütsch, und zwar aktiv-passiv-2.person-vergangeheit-past-present-sekundär-lenzitinatsvariabel à la noischti uflag vom duden - imfall.