What You Smell Is What You Get™
For all my readers who have experienced what is commonly known (and Londoners refer to quite disgustedly) as the Tube:
The London Underground song is one of the funniest things I have come across lately. No idea who is behind this but these Brits are hilarious, I can tell you that.
Don't wanna say much more, download the song! I've posted the lyrics to the song as a comment (below), but I do highly recommend listening to it first - don't spoil the fun!
5 comments:
Some people might like to get a train to work, or drive in in a Beemer or a Merc
Some guys like to travel in a bus, but I can't be bothered with the fuss
Today I've got to take my bike, cos once again the tube's on strike
The greedy bastards want extra pay, for sitting on their arse all day
Even though they earn 30k
So I'm standing here in the pouring rain, where the fuck's my fucking train?
London Underground (London Underground)
They're all lazy fucking useless cunts
London Underground (London Underground)
They're all greedy cunts, I want to shoot them all with a rifle
All they say is please mind the doors, and they learnt that on the 2 day course
This job could be done by a four year old, they just leave us freezing in the cold
So what you smell is what you get, burger king and piss and sweat
You roast to death in the boiling heat, with tourists treading on your feet
And chewing gum on every seat
So don't tell me to mind the gap, I want my fucking money back
London Underground (London Underground)
They're all lazy fucking useless cunts
London Underground (London Underground)
They're all greedy cunts, I want to shoot them all with a rifle
Lalalala lalalala
The floors are sticky and the seats are damp, every platform has a fucking tramp
But the drivers get the day off when, we're all late for work again
London Underground (London Underground)
Wa-wa-wankers, they're all wankers
London Underground (London Underground)
Take your Oyster Card and shove it up your arsehole
I've heard that one before on this podcast. Apparently they medics or something to that effect, I can't remember precisely right now.
hmmm, take an "are" and insert where appropriate ...
Still haven't quite figured out the whole deal with podcasts yet - that is, why people are so crazy about them suddenly.
That's an easy one: they're fun, they're new, they're personal. And they are very much in line with the current predilection for trash ...
talking of which, here's the band that does London Underground.
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